Same-Sex Marriage: Hello Gay Gangs

I have tried to wrap my mind around the anti-gay marriage/civil union arguments, but haven’t been able to see any true logic or reasoning. What I have been able to see is this: Equal protection under the law…except if you’re gay.

When same-sex marriage or civil unions become legal, society will not crumble nor will the world end (please see chart below). It’s not as if there are gangs of gay men and women going around sprinkling magical gay dust on heterosexuals to turn them gay. Once this magical dust works its magic, these gay-turned heterosexuals will all get married and start WWIII and the Gay Crusades. It’s an intricate plot, but I think gay people have better things to do with their time than a drive-by magical gay dust sprinkling.

In a stand-up routine, Wanda Sykes said, “If you don’t like same-sex marriage, don’t marry someone of the same sex!” And I agree! It probably wouldn’t work out. Actually, I’m certain it wouldn’t.

Treat others how you want to be treated. It’s a simple rule that we all learned at a young age. I am convinced the world would be much more tolerant if everyone followed it. So go forth people, in a direction towards tolerance!

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As much as I wish I were clever enough to make this graph, I did not. Some awesome person named Aaron G. made it at graphjam.com. I just simply copied and pasted the code he so kindly provides.

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